Tom Cable Not Charged

When the most interesting thing about the Oakland Raiders is who's punching who, who's talking smack to who, or who the coach is this week, you'd think that a win over the New York Giants would be something to talk about. Well, not when you're still 2-4.

Raiders Head Coach Tom Cable was not charged with beating up one of his assistants, today, according to the DA. You'd think something like this wouldn't matter in a profession where 300 pound human beings are all but trying to kill other 300 pound human beings. That's like a whore charging her client for rape. I'm not sure if that analogy even works, being that Tom Cable is 12 too many Double McChickens away from tackling anybody BUT Ronald McDonald. But, just run with it.