LeBron scored 31 last night. He made 12 out of 27 shots! My 5′1″ little sister could score 30 in the NBA with 27 shots a game. I don’t understand this love affair with guys taking 25+ shots and scoring 30 points. When Kobe shoots 27 times, he scores 40, not 30. LeBron is shooting over 50% from the field on the season, so don’t tell me that he played one of his best games when he shot 44%. The Heat are now 5-1 at home and the Lakers dropped to 1-5 on the road.

Yu Darvish’s bodyguard is this little ninja looking guy with sunglasses and a bluetooth. It could have been his brother, but I’m going with Ninja Bodyguard. Who wouldn’t?

The Virginia Tech Hokies took a 5 point lead into the half against North Carolina. The Tar Heels outscored the Hokies by 19 in the second half. This is funny.

Did Neuvirth’s performance in Montreal earn him a start tonight in Carolina? The Capitals have won 7 of 10 and take on the Conference’s worst in the Hurricanes.

Can the Wizards win their 2nd in a row? They are on FIRE lately.

The Suns and Celtics play tonight. That would have been a good game 3 years ago.

Fausto Carmona is not actually 28 and he’s not actually Fausto Carmona. More important than the falsification of government documents; what are we supposed to call him during games? If they call him Fausto Carmona, I will have to relive years of lies and deceit.

Carlos Pena signed a 1 year deal with the Tampa Bay Rays. Is his name really Carlos Pena? Nothing is for sure any more.

New England has not beaten a team with a record over .500 yet this season. The Ravens have a record slightly over .500.

I have a Streak for the Cash of 4! Beat that!

Ryan Braun began his appeal of his suspension for having too much testosterone. A 6′1″ white guy smashing home runs like it’s his job has too much testosterone? Naturally.

Drew Brees is “hopeful of securing a renewed deal” according to ESPN. Yeah, so is every other professional athlete. Slow news day, much?

Which makes you angrier? Being poor or being poor and THIS…?